- breaks into your room: ITS ALMOST OCTOBER
- rips open blinds: SMELL THE PUMPKINS
- pulls you out of bed: LOOK AT THE LEAVES
- leans in really close:
- feel the spoopy
My anaconda will consider it
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❂ — It’s incredibly hot outside and my muse is trying to persuade yours to go swimming together.
There they were, at the beach.
Rose had persuaded them all to go, and Dave had gone gladly, but only because Rose promised there would be apple juice.
However, they were at the beach for a reason, one in particular.
Today, was Karkat’s wriggling day.
Dave knew this before anyone else had even planned- He had chosen all the meals, the gifts, the decorations, even made the cake.
Dave was never good with baking, but oh well.
He tried, at least.
So, here they were, everyone getting along nicely- chatting, flirting, eating.
It was the best time, anyone had had, in a while.
Bathing suits, volleyball, sandcastles.
Dave had disregarded all of this, wanting to swim.
He even dressed up for the occasion, having nothing on but a red speedo and some flipflops, his signature shades on top of his head.
However, he wanted Karkat to go with him, and was now dragging him, to do so.
"Karkat! Come on! I swear, the water wont bite!"
He pulled and pulled, but to no avail.
He soon toppled in the sand, face first, and sighed.
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[[—I’m going to assume this is for Jeff? If not, just shoot me an ask, and I’ll change the muse accordingly! —]]
In the hot sun, wearing his usual attire, black jeans and a bloodstained hoodie, Jeff the killer screamed these words, sweating like a pig, about to be slaughtered.
It was unusually hot today, for the month of September, and Jeff, obviously had not planned for the hot weather.
Beads of sweat, dripped from his neck, and his forehead, his clothes sticking to his body, hair up in a ponytail.
He normally didn’t wear his hair in such fashion, but he would allow it just once.
He allowed It, for one reason- Today, since it was so hot outside, Jeff had decided to go swimming, a rarity for him.
Now, since Jeff had no means of going to a public pool without being caught, he had found a nice lake, just outside of the area of woods he called home.
It was a nice little lake, shaded, and cool, but Jeff had not touched a drop of water since he had gotten there.
The reason being, was although he was not scared of water, or of swimming, swimming alone was not his forte- in fact, he hated it.
So, here he stood, near the edge, and waited, waited for someone to show up, sooner or later.
Soon, his thoughts were answered, hearing footsteps close to him.
It was Beyond. He knew it.
He laughed, though he felt hot, and sticky.
“Hello Beyond. Looks like you’ve found me…again. Normally, I wouldn’t even bother with you, but-”
Jeff turned, trying to look as pleasant as he could.
“Would you be so kind, as to swim with me?
Although a black hoodie and jeans was usually the preferred attire of Beyond Birthday as well, it was way too hot outside for that today. This is why he was wearing a thinner pair of blue jeans, and a black short-sleeved shirt.
He didn’t seem surprised to run into Jeff, considering hearing his voice was what made him walk out this way anyway. The criminal grinned, tilting his head slightly to the side as he mocked offense.
” — Normally wouldn’t bother with me, huh? What a shame. Here I thought we were buddies.”
However, being asked to join Jeff in a swim served as a slight shock. Maybe there was some ulterior motive.. He always had to think of these things.
” — … Sure, why not.”
Jeff had seen Beyond, yes, and was now facing him.
It was true, He normally didn’t bother with him, because he felt that Beyond was sometimes….
Sometimes inferior, compared to him.
Jeff didn’t know what compelled him to Beyond, seeing as he never truly liked him, nor did he consider himself Beyond’s "buddy."
HIs expression hardened some, as if in deep thought.
A buddy, was never in his vocabulary, but Beyond was different than him, in both reaction, and assumption.
“A buddy? Nah, If you could be any more of a incompetent asshole, I’d kill you. Gladly, even. But as it so happens, I find you interesting. Nothing more.”
Jeff spoke these words to Beyond, and his face cracked a smile, wider that that of his carved one.
He soon let out a laugh- a genuine laugh.
It was rare for him.
"Oh, don’t worry. I feel as though we may have started out a bit oddly, before. I wont kill you, no, not yet. All I ask, is for a swim, and you have said yes! However, it is a bit odd-"
He raised his eyebrow at Beyond, crossing his arms, his arms feeling as though they were sticking to his hoodie sleeves.
”- How every time I find myself alone, you aren’t far off. Almost as if, you enjoy following me.”
Jeff waited for Beyond’s explanation, but turned once more, facing away from him.
"It doesn’t even matter much, really. I’m too hot for this. Let’s just go."